Pathetic small penis humiliation

Are you even a man. That is so pathetic, what is that tiny little thing. You got to start somewhere to pump that little thing up, your dick wont fit in a dick pump.. ohhh no.. get a clit pump.. then get on with trying to be a real man. How on earth do you have any self respect, how do you not live in utter shame? I laugh at it, need it put away make fun of how you jerk with such a tiny dick. Real gut busting laughter over that 'thing'