Shaving your youth right off

I know loser, you are getting old, insecure, and you keep your long hair to hide all your old man flaws! I am going to buzz you down, reveal all that ugly balding issues! You are out dated, uncool, get over your self and let it go. Accept the fact you are just washed up, age has caught up to you. Your locks don't make you hot, young nothing! I am going to laugh at you while I humiliate you for trying to hard.