Darling we need to have a little chat, I know I don't give much attention but did your Ding Ding shrink even smaller? It was already fairly useless but what am I supposed to do with that now? How embarrassing it must before you now that it's smaller than my nails are. I wonder if we can come up with a use for it?
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