最愛の人はあなたの鼎鼎が小さくなりましたか

Darling we need to have a little chat, I know I don't give much attention but did your Ding Ding shrink even smaller? It was already fairly useless but what am I supposed to do with that now? How embarrassing it must before you now that it's smaller than my nails are. I wonder if we can come up with a use for it?