"Réussirez-vous à éviter de vous faire écraser par mes talons hauts ?"

I can't imagine being crushed by my amazing wooden high heels, that would be a real massacre, don't you think? If you keep in mind I am too big for you and your body is as tiny as the head of a needle, that would be even more impressive. Let's play an exciting and funny game. I want to use my new high heels for the very first time on a large scale. I feel like crushing somebody and I see nobody here but you, haha. You are the perfect prey. You just have to run away on the floor while my high heels loom over your head. You will feel your adrenalin going through your veins, it is a thrilling feeling you can't miss. You will never know if this is just a game or this is a real hunting where you will end squashed against the floor like a cockroach. You cant guess what temper I am in today. You cant guess if you are dealing with my mean side or my sweet funky side. Just be brave and accept the challenge. Well, what am I saying? The hunting game has already started.