Je trouve une petite grosse surprise parmi mes graines de tournesol

I love eating barbecue sunflower seeds when watching TV, a movie or even working on the pc, it is my favorite vice. Today I take my bag of seeds and I start eating them like a dumbie while I am reading some blogs just as a hobby. Suddenly, a big surprise shows up among the seeds. I almost don't notice! But there you are, covert in the pile of seeds inside of the bag. - What the hell!? Look at you! What are you doing here? - I am shocked when I find a tiny man covered in salt and barbecue sauce-. You look so thirsty because of the amount of salt in the bag, but you look tasty too. - This must be the prize of the bag. Today is my lucky day! What am I supposed to do with you now? I donate you, and now you are mine just like the other hundreds of seeds in the bag. So I think I will eat you up... at least I will taste your tiny body. I don't get such a delightful surprise every day, I hope you don't mind. After all, that is not my fault if you fell down inside of my bag...