Eres el último hombre en la tierra y todavía no te follaré

Well it's come to this has it? The world as we know it is over, and after all those trashy SciFi novels you read, you must be thrilled! Well sorry not sorry I'm here to burst your bubble, all those fantasies about repopulating the earth are going to come crashing down because... You're the last man on earth and I still wont fuck you!