Du bist der letzte mann der welt und ich werde dich immer noch nicht ficken

Well it's come to this has it? The world as we know it is over, and after all those trashy SciFi novels you read, you must be thrilled! Well sorry not sorry I'm here to burst your bubble, all those fantasies about repopulating the earth are going to come crashing down because... You're the last man on earth and I still wont fuck you!