你唯一会吃的沙拉是我的屁股

Good morning, homostep-bro. I see you are standing there expecting to eat some salad I made in the kitchen. No! I don't make homos like you any salad and many things for that matter. You, step-bro and many other homos eat a different type of salad. Get on your knees! See my hairy ass in your face? Now I will sit on your face and give you my asshole to eat. Taste it! Eat it! EAT MY HAIRY "SALAD". You, like all homos deserve to have your faces being sat on because your face is a toilet and you are a humiliation to men everywhere. Keep eating my hairy ass "salad" as your face is being sat on. Eat my hairy dirty ass and do not stop eating until I say you pathetic homo step-bro!!!