她不配你，我干艾比·克罗斯

I'm sorry to hear the news of your girlfriend breaking up with you. You really shouldn't waste so much time being depressed over a girl like her though. My friends on campus know her and say she is one of the biggest sluts at college. You don't want to be with someone like that. She doesn't know what a great guy you are, but I do. I noticed you've been in your room for days and are probably stressed out over this whole matter. It got me thinking of what I do to relieve stress and that I should do what a good step-sister would and help you get happy again. I think I am pretty and can take care of you in a way that girl never would. It makes me feel good that you notice me in that way. I have thought about touching you like this.