在我的脚凳上放屁

Today I really wanted to relax while reading a good book and playing on my phone. But I needed a foot stool real bad and since you failed at buying me one from the shops this evening, I decided to use you as my foot stool instead! After all, a little loser like you deserves nothing but being ignored by a Goddess like me. So enjoy the view from down there while you sniff my feet, but not just my feet! You are also lucky enough to sniff my farts today, since I'm feeling super gasy! I woke up with a little bit of extra gas in my tummy and I know that you would k.i.l.l. to be able to inhale it right now, to open your slutty mouth and taste it and then thank me for it, too! While I ignore your ass, of course!