你生命中唯一的快乐

Isn't it a bit sad and totally fucking pathetic how the only thing that brings you real joy in life at the end of the day is jerking off to my farts and pretending to be inhaling them? haha what a life you must have! You are really one lame loser for that! The only thing you look forward to is this - such a sad life! For that, you totally deserve my farts in your face! And not just that, but also some spit in your mouth and my face slapping! Haha, you are lucky though, cause today I am in a really good mood, so I might even give you permission to jerk off and to cum to my delicious farts! You may thank me later on with a tribute!