情人节失败猪任务

I want you to have a frozen condom full of your own cum.. and get yourself the cheapest box of chocolates you can find. Now, while everyone is enjoying their 'coupley' valentines day, we all know a pathetic loser pig like you will forever be alone, so I've got some treats in store for you. I want you to follow every one of my directions for a filthy Valentines Day orgasm.