在野外撒尿我的白色紧身裤

Im walking down the street when I realise my bladder needs emptying. Theres a farmers field next to some houses and seems like a good spot, if a little risky. Im wearing a grey polo neck jumper, my cream trench coat and tight white leggings. Nobody will mistake me for a farmer if Im seen! I take off my coat to make myself more comfortable, and bend over slightly as Im standing up. I let out a powerful squirt through the leggings right towards the camera, and when Im finished, get on my haunches and inspect my soaking crotch. I feel so much better, and as I walk back onto the street past the houses, the traffic is loud all around me. Will a driver notice my obviously stained leggings?