无聊的哥特让你撸

Oh, are you still here? I thought you might have crawled off somewhere else to do something a bit more productive? Oh you had nothing else to do? What a shame. Oh you were hoping I'd give you some instructions for jerking off? I'm really busy right now browsing dating sites to find someone to keep me warm for the night, but I guess I can give you some basic instructions, but my attention is mostly going to be on my phone.