让我们假装这个Fleshlight是你的女朋友

Hey tiny dick, I found a solution to your ...small problem hahaha. Given the fact you can't please a woman with your useless dicklet, it's no point trying to find a real girlfriend. But being a merciful Goddess, I can't let you struggle like this your whole life! I found an artificial girlfriend for you, and I am going to show you how to use it. Bring your fleshlight and learn!