被我健康的零食戴绿帽

Oh did you think I was going to let you out of your cage? Why would I do that? It's so much more fun to keep you in there and tease you with all of the delicious snacks I have while I feed to bread and water instead. Right now I feel like snacking on this HUGE... Banana. I can have so much more fun with this banana that I'd have with you if I let you go!