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Nervous short short dude, took me seriously when said hit me up sometime. Coffee date gets ruthlessly humiliated. You are way to short, you shrimp little dork. Look how sexy I am, I have my pick, I don't settle for short little men. I took you up on the free coffee, but in no way would I be seen dating a shrimp. You would embarrass me!