巨人躲在我的虚荣心里

I have no idea you have snuck out of your cage, how on earth did you manage to climb up to my makeup table, I'm naked for Pete's sake!! Why are you being such a creepy sneaky little man? You are almost pin poked by the return of different makeup brushes I use, you must change your position and get an even better view. I am complete with the staring little twerp staring at me the whole time. I feel so embarrassed.