你抚摸你的鸡巴都错了。Kiki Vidis

I've heard numerous complaints about you monopolizing the bathroom during normal work hours. Whatever could you be doing in the stall for 15 minutes at a time multiple times each day? Are you constipated? Oh, I know what it is. You're a chronic compulsive masturbator. You must not have mastered your technique if it is taking you that long to complete the task. As you know I am going to be your boss when my step-dad leaves this company to me so you need to get used to answering to me. I'm going to have pity and help you with your problem and let's see if we can get your time down by half so you can be more productive for the company during the time you are here. That's it, pull it out and stroke it as I show you what you've probably been fantasizing about. Oh you don't get to cum. You're much too pathetic for that reward. You get to work up a nice load and then go back to your desk and sit with your discomfort.