你的辅导员提供的令人尴尬但令人欲求的评价

I'm a counselor who specializes in abnormal sexual behavior. I've always wanted to make a very shy male client (you) to strip completely naked & masturbate until your penis ejaculates all over my office floor. You've come to me for help today. You need to pass my evaluation in order to get out of an embarrassing sexual harassment case. I read your case file & know you'd do almost anything to get a good evaluation from me. It's quite unethical what I'm about to do to you but don't worry, I'll make sure you pass...