我会成为你的小私人精子收集者（veruca James）禁忌打手枪

I heard you and my step-mom talking last night and I'm quite upset about the discussion you two were having. Why on earth would she want another baby, at her age? Plus you two are barely married only a year so why would she want to burden you with a little one unless it's to trap you. I can tell you aren't happy with her. This is where I come in as the caring step-daughter. I did some research and found out that it will be really hard for you to impregnate my step-mom if you have a low sperm count. You are younger than her so you probably have super sperm in you still. See, I can help you get rid of those super sperm without us even having sex and she will never know why she isn't getting pregnant. You have to understand that I want to be the only princess in this house. If you give me your sperm instead of my step-mom, this guarantees I stay the only princess and you get to keep you penis happy and without added responsibility.