晚餐和放屁 - gfe

Your girlfriend knows how hungry you can be after a long, tiring day at work and because you've been asking for beans for such a long time, she decided to cook some for you today. So here it is - she serves you a plate of lentils and beans, some yummy bread and sits next to you so you can have a nice dinner. Half-way through it, though, she starts feeling gasy and so do you, so it all turns into a pretty farty dinner and a girlfriend-boyfriend competition of who can fart the most :) she promises you she will get her revenge with a Dutch oven tonight if she loses, so you better let her win :P