在色情片中庆祝一年，第一部分

On October 21st, 2017, I--a complete nobody with dadbod and an average Irish dick--opened my studio and said to the porn-hungry horde that is the internet: "You know, I'd kind of like to fuck beautiful women for a living." 2 days shy of a year later, this stupid pet project of mine is actually quasi-successful and here I am, emptying my balls onto models and porn stars to give my rent. I decided to celebrate the occasion in a rational, modest manner by booking 3 of the greatest cock-servicing sluts I've had the pleasure of working with to suck my dick at the same time while I ate an entire cake with my bare hands. Here's to year two.