偷偷进入错误的房子

Two whole minutes I didn't even notice you. I am dusting, folding a little laundry and when I see my perfume counter I picked out my fav and started to spray while looking down I spot you! You are maybe a smidge bigger than a grain of rice, so pathetically small. My neighbor had mentioned her use of potions, now I see she was telling the truth and you slipped out. Well, you snuck into the wrong house! I have many plans for you and me. All the degrading chores you will have to do. Ha! I cage you up and the verbal torment begins.