Clean my shoes to be in my queer femme gang

I heard you wanted to be in our gang. You know it's a Queer Femme gang but want to be around the pretty people like me. OK then, here's an "initiation" task for you. Clean my filthy shoes. Go on, tongue out, get them nice and clean. Show us what you've got. Of course, this probably won't be enough to get you in. We are a Queer Femme gang, after all.