Be the first to worship my amazing new shoes

I have new shoes and they're the most perfect new shoes you've ever seen in your life. I start, of course, by teasing you with my feet and toes. How perfect and clean my beautiful big feet are. I slowly raise my new shoes, they're so pink and fluffy! They're shoes of one of my idols, Miss Piggy! I show them off and talk about how one day one of you will be the first to worship them. Miss Piggy also has shoes of her own on the heel... they'll need worshipped also. I end with a brief demo of me walking in them, showing off these fabulous shoes.