Your wife deserves better so we're destroying your life

You've been creeping in my inbox, complaining about your wife. This isn't going to get you anything from me for free. You might not get what you want from her; but sending emails to me complaining about her isn't going to get you what you want from me either. However... I've been talking to your wife. She deserves so much better than you. So, we've hatched a plan together... to destroy your life. Listen and watch as I reveal the details of your demise.