Naked at the airport

As you may be aware, my body has been through the wars over the last 30 years which all stems from having cancer in my pelvis in 1994 - which is why I’m missing my right bum cheek! Alas, it hurts everyday, but when I’m physically active - like taking two massive suitcases with me on my sexcation, I was aching like hell! And so needed to get naked and massage my bum, hips and thighs! But oh how I wish someone else was rubbing it in for me