Sickening gassy farts destroying toilet

As I stepped into my bathroom, began to get ready to sit, I jump nearly out of my skin, discovering you waiting for more! You know what you disgusting sick fuck, I got something for you! I have about 30 ripping long smelly farts a whole lot of nasty crude words designed to destroy you long before my gas, but I hold you in, lid often down and I rip sick loud farts all over your, mocking your gags and coughs. No way Out! Trapped in total funk ass and cruel depiction of your perversions and sneaky creepy behavior in there.