Shirt and tie tease and denial

A little birdie told me that you like ties, so I thought you might like to help me pick out one to wear. You're wearing one now, but it's looking a bit scruffy. You should let me show you how to put one on properly. First, I like to fasten the top button, like this. This is a very stiff collar. Look at how the collar stands upright. Do you have anything that's standing upright? And now, wrap the tie around like this, little end here, wrap the big end over, then under and over again. There, don't I look nice and smart? I can't say the same for you! I'd offer to do it for you, but I think you might get too horny. I see the way you stare at me as I run my fingers over this tie. Are you thinking about my fingers running down your cock, wanking you off? You are! If you're thinking about my hands wanking you, you're probably also thinking about this mouth and these lips. And this tongue to taste you. But that's not going to happen, is it darling? That tie you're wearing doesn't look good.