Cut Your Luxury Expenses to Pay Your Financial Advisor

The burden of taking care of your budget is gone! I, your financial advisor, will take care of everything financially for you. Let's start discussing your frequent frivolous expenses: luxury clothes, fancy dinners, vacations...They can be eliminated from your life. This will help you save lots of cash, that will be used to pay for my exquisite services. You should be grateful for my help, and send me soon that nice paycheck!