You can't try to control your financial lust when I have such a great reason! My birthday!

I know there's only one thing that gets you off. You wanted to stop that... but when you see me - a pure perfection... you can't deny it! You want to spend, spend and spend more! And you are so in time to embody your craving, how can you try to stop or try to control your financial lust when we have such a great reason!? My birthday! You cant to don't congratulate Me on such an important day! On the day when a real Goddess descended from heaven to earth! I don't need your stupid gifts, I want your money! And the most interesting thing is that you want to give them to Me too!