Farting mindfuck

You've been waiting for it for quite a while now, and I know how much you love both fart fetish and mindfuck, so there you are. I hope you had a pretty intense Halloween yesterday, but now it's time to properly celebrate it with me. I'm sure you have quite a bit of candy, chocolate and other sweets gathered together from last night. I want you to grab it all and get naked for me. You're gonna munch on that to fatten up for me, stroke your cock and worship my farts. Sounds fun? Just kidding, idiot. I couldn't care less about what you think is fun or not. haha this is all about me, entertaining me, pleasing me and making me laugh :) so get to it!