You're a fart-sniffing loser!

That's all you are and that's exactly what you're going to do for me today! I just got back from the gym and I've been holding those farts in there for the whole time! I got all sweaty in my gym pants, too, and I really can't wait to finally let those out! And since you are nothing but a little fart-sniffing freak, I guess I'll use you for that purpose! I don't want to have to feel the smell of my own farts, don't want to smell them at all, so you're gonna do the only thing you're good at - inhale them to make life easier for me! Get to it!