My BF with Long Hair Disgust Me Shave It

As your girlfriend I require a weekly shave, buzz that smell mop long hair off. Why does it grow so damn fast? I have to tell you how disgusted I am with your hair, in great detail! I will have a friend of mine shave it all off for me while I sit back and watch, I can't even focus on today's shaving as I am so repulsed and can't let you go without you being fully aware of how horrible long-haired men are to me.