Shaving you bald

I am so tired of your long hair, the lame college ego that comes with it. Time to knock the pride out of you and shave it all off. Bald as can be. Find a new identity because it's not wrapped up in your hair, it's outdated!! Let's start fresh, bald. Oh my, look at all the thinning, the bald spots the long hair dropping to the floor. You pouty. I can't help but laugh at your humiliation shame and defeated loser you are now.