Shave to be my boyfriend

No guard no special little number, time to shave you bald. Bye bye rocker hair, I don't date guys that look like disgusting mountain men! You need to be tight, trimmed. As you get shaved your real looks come out. Oh my goodness! The sound of the trimmers excites me, I can't wait to see how you really look, so we are shaving it all, no beard no mustache time to reveal who you really are. Hiding behind your hair all these years and to date me, I need to see the real you.