NFT - what it really means

Hey babe, I see you've been trying to make some cash! I get that, I mean I love cash, cash is great! Cash buys me so many nice things! I get it, we all want to be art collectors in our own little way, but you see you've made a bit of a mistake haven't you? You invested in the wrong things, I want real presents, not receipts for JPEGs. So I'm going to let you in on a little secret, I don't think you know what an NFT is, not really, but I'll show you because I'm about to launch my own line, and NFT? It stands for No Fucking Testacies