When you get woken on Christmas Eve night, by the sound of reindeer hooves and sleighbells, and then having made your way downstairs, discover Santa making a delivery, the first thing that comes to mind is... Have I been good this year? ......ahh fuck! Still, when he pulled out his fucking enormous cock and knew I was going to be getting just what I'd always wanted. A huge fat dick up my arsehole, and a white christmassy finish (or two!)
Only for the last days of April