J'ai vu ma belle-mère baiser le père noël

When you get woken on Christmas Eve night, by the sound of reindeer hooves and sleighbells, and then having made your way downstairs, discover Santa making a delivery, the first thing that comes to mind is... Have I been good this year? ......ahh fuck! Still, when he pulled out his fucking enormous cock and knew I was going to be getting just what I'd always wanted. A huge fat dick up my arsehole, and a white christmassy finish (or two!)