Dirty toilet talk & hanging out while I go (JOI)

I have to take the biggest dump! My tummy is really cramping. No, don't leave. Stay. Let's hangout. Get a little dirty while I'm pushing this big, stinky stuff out of me. I can feel it. It's right there right at my asshole wanting to come out. But I hold it first. It feels good to hold it in. Ew, loud stinky fart. Smell it? As nasty as this is...it's turning you on. Watching me & hearing me say such dirty things to you while I'm pushing it in my pretty dress. Jerk it for me. Mmm I feel my asshole beginning to stretch as I push. I rub my asshole with my fingertips.I feel it makes my butthole bulge. I'm going to stand up, bend over and show you my protruding butthole. It is right there...about to come out. I know you want to cum so badly. Not yet. I'll say when you can ejaculate...all over my bathroom floor. Busting that big load while watching me push and push...watching my face grimace as I push. So naughty & kinky but feels so good.