Swallow it down

Ughhhh no matter how hard I push, this big stinky $hit isn't coming out. I'm super constipated. I press my belly and feel the huge log inside my bowels. What? What did you say? Awwww, how nice of you...you wish you could help in some way? Well, it just so happens you CAN. I've been pushing, pushing and pushing...trying to get this hard $hit to come out of my ass. I'm not having any luck. Since you volunteered your services, I'll use you to suck this $hit OUT OF MY ASS. If it doesn't want to get pushed out...maybe it will get SUCKED OUT by my new waste disposal. Don't worry, it's not complicated. All you have to do is place your mouth on my asshole and SUCK with all your might. When you feel that big, steaming $hit entering into your mouth...swallow it down. ALL OF IT. Suck. Swallow. Repeat. Consume my nasty waste.