The struggle to push out my big log & i clogged the toilet!

Omg, not only did I struggle immensely to push this big one out, but I clogged the toilet too! I haven't taken a dump in a week! The first couple of minutes is intense pushing. Straining, grimacing, spreading my ass while bearing down. Nothing's working. I can feel it nearing my asshole but it's not coming out. I massage my belly. Look how bloated I am! I stand to lean over the bathroom sink. Sometimes this position helps get things moving. I squat. Finally, I'm feeling the urge. The huge log stretches my asshole & crackles out into the toilet bowl. It's huge! I get the shivers. My nipples get so hard they hurt. I have a peek between my legs. WOW! It's humungous! So thick too. My ass flashes. I flush & watch the big log go down. It clogs. Ugh. I get my plunger. Flush again. OMG going to overflow! I freak out. Plunge more & spray me with toilet water. Ew. My big logs always causing trouble.