Born to be a pup

I figured I'd address one of your usual statements: "I am not that kind of man", as in really submissive, meant for being dominated, etc etc...haha don't even get me started! But since you did... I'll tell you why this is totally wrong, and why you were really meant to be nothing but a pet for me. A pup for my entertainment! To amuse me, to make me smile, to make me feel good, to follow my commands and to sacrifice so I can live in luxury! I'll even teach you a couple of pup tricks if you're good, and I promise that if you'll be a good boy, I'll buy you some pup food and walk you on the leash every day. A pet cage might even be possible! Sounds fun?