I knew you would be open to this (Savannah Fox)

You know how hard it is to be newly married. You have built quite a nice house for yourself and my step-mother in law. It's going to take many years before your step-son and I can afford anything this nice. Speaking of affording nice things, I really want some improvement on my body but it costs lots of cash. I'm sure you've noticed I am not quite properly proportioned. Look at how large my butt is compared to my boobs. I've happened to catch you glancing a little too long at me during household gatherings so I figured I could come to you with my cash dilemma.