Blowing up and Deflating Big Pink Balloon

Found a big pink balloon I had forgotten about. I stretch and snap it a few times, and begin blowing. Deep hard lung full of air. Blowing it bigger and bigger. Then I let all the air out, in my face blowing my hair all over. Then I begin to blow more. Blowing it bigger and bigger again. I joke about popping it, but I just can't. Based on the noise rules of my apartment. Boo, No fun!