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Humandog Training. That's a lot of words, isn't it? You just want to play, don't you? Very good. You're so good. You need scritches! Very good. In your mind, you'll hear me say Come Here! And then Sit! And then Lie Down! And you will lie down, and your dogself do it again and again. Listen to my commands. Now, very good humandog: Roll Over. Lying on your back, showing your belly. Showing your throat in a posture of submission. Showing your genitals in a posture of sexual availability. You want to give me everything. Good humandog. When I say Roll Over, you're very, very submissive. You need to show me how submissive you are. You need to show off your submission with your body language, with your body. You might hear a wish of need start to escape from between your teeth, but you keep it quiet because good humanogs are quiet when they're being so submissive. So submissive when I say Roll Over.