Автобусну зупинку азіатську підчепили і відтрахали

So Im out on my usual afternoon Trike ride through town when I spot a thick legged chick in a red top and pink cap walking through the park. Just my luck she stopped to sit on a bench so I was able to approach her and make conversation. Her name was Charm and she had sort of a hip hop style about her. I lied and said I like hip-hop music too. A few more cheap compliments was all it took to convince her for a go back to my hotel room not far away.