Я з'їм їх, щоб ти не пожирав

Oh how nice of you to offer me a crisp, that's really sweet of you! What flavor are these? Oooh my favorite! Oh they're so crunchy, I'm going to have another one... Actually you know what these are mine now, you're getting too fat anyway think of this as me help keep you fit, and consider yourself lucky that I'll let you watch me eat your snacks and listen to me munching!